A person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental ineptitude. Implies that said individual's brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction.
Yo! Emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. What a Zap Head!
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while playing call of duty you get behind something where only your head is showing but you can still shoot your gun as if nothing is in front of you
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My jeep broke down this morning and did an Amber Heard. Then my wife called me to tell me our marriage did an Amber Heard. Then my boss told me that my job did an Amber Heard.
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Get the Hairway to Heaven mug.It is when you get head (blow jobs), for the rest of your life from someone. It usually comes up from a crazy bet to win a football game or something else stupid.
Bristol: we are going to lose
Pat: no we're gonna win.
Bristol: ...we re gonna lose
Pat: okay well if we win then you owe me head for life, and if we lose then ill buy 50 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Bristol: okay fine
20 min later and after the team wins
Bristol: fuck
Pat: haha hell yeah
Pat: no we're gonna win.
Bristol: ...we re gonna lose
Pat: okay well if we win then you owe me head for life, and if we lose then ill buy 50 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Bristol: okay fine
20 min later and after the team wins
Bristol: fuck
Pat: haha hell yeah
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2. Someone who listens to music (some would say in excess) on their (often high quality) headphones, often associated with persons into the more atmospheric and trip hop styles of the electronica genre. These persons are often engrossed with 1 or more elements of the music such as production, layering, nuances of sound, etc. and often lean towards introversion.
3. a trip hop group from MS (US)
2. Someone who listens to music (some would say in excess) on their (often high quality) headphones, often associated with persons into the more atmospheric and trip hop styles of the electronica genre. These persons are often engrossed with 1 or more elements of the music such as production, layering, nuances of sound, etc. and often lean towards introversion.
3. a trip hop group from MS (US)
He is a headphonaut.
by LuAnn A. January 11, 2009
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