yankee doodle handy

place your thumb in in his poop shoot and give em a rubntug reacharound

the man was feeling down, so his friend gave him a Yankee doodle handy

by c.adkinson January 17, 2017

Rocky Mountain Handy

The action of receiving a hand-job in a sleeping-bag when on a hike.

Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."

by Honorarykicker August 12, 2012

Andy's Handy Store

If ice cream can be badass, this is. This place has everything. Pringles, frozen candy, dethawed candy, macaroni, weird people, and children-graffiti benches. This place is legendary to the kids at the schools. I would know, as I am one of them. Just went there today.

Dude... wanna go to Andy's Handy Store?
Yeah! Their ice cream is awesome, man! Lets go!

by ricoross August 23, 2012

handy cannon

A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).

yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!

by dav0rd May 24, 2005

Handy J. Blige

1) receiving or rendering a drama-free, no strings attached handjob. (includes no hateration, nor holleration)

I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping

by GoJudo May 15, 2016

Dusky Sandy Handy

Any hand job/reach around that make you too uncomfortable.

"Show me where the bad man touched you......oh it was a Dusky Sandy Handy........"

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Handy Dandy Job

When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.

I gave a handy dandy job to my boyfriend.

by catrapeman May 19, 2019