Hamgurgler 

While in the act of showering, cupping a handful of water and putting it next against your anus and then ripping a fart causing a gurgling sound. Similar to a pressed ham or shower fart or fart

While I was in the shower, I opted out of giving Bob a pressed ham and instead gave him a hamgurgler.

Hamgurgler by Cubby90210 November 11, 2012

Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount

1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap

Hamburger titties by SJW Hunter January 6, 2017

Baby Hamburger 

Baby Hamburger is a Viral Video, Where the baby was cooked alive inside the oven. You can also hear the baby's cry from the oven. I recommend all of you not to watch this video. This video is linked to dark web. But somehow, it remained inside the google search engine. This video is stored in a website. Please Don't Do it, Just Trust Me.

John: I Watched The Baby Hamburger Video and Now, *I'm Scared*.
Me: What The Hell!? Why Would You Watch That?
John: My Friend Told Me About That Video, I did not Trust him and Searched the video.
Me: I'll Pay For Your Therapy, John. Don't Worry

Baby Hamburger by IMNOTXYZ March 28, 2023

hamburger 

A fantastic meal named after beautiful Hamburg City in europe.

By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.

What the f* would a Burger be anyway?

Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.

In their slackness, the people of america began to call the hamburger just a burger.
Then along came stupid and invented the cheeseburger.
The smart guys figured out: If there is cheese on the cheeseburger, there has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There ain't no Frank on the furter either!

hamburger by morkfromtheork November 23, 2009

hamburger 

When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.

The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.

"Dude, I just nailed the church with a wicked hamburger!"

hamburger by DeliPro June 20, 2007

Hamburger 

Two men fucking a cow at the same time

Johnny and Gave went to give Betsy a Good hamburger

Hamburger by Chucky November 30, 2016

$100 hamburger 

A restaurant/diner that is popular with private pilots. Generally located on an airport.

Hey man, lets fly to the next town over and grab a $100 hamburger!

$100 hamburger by HighFlyingA380 November 2, 2010