Grumpy Blumpkin

Combination of the Grumpy Munchkin and the Blumpkin.
When a woman sits on toilet and takes a shit while a guy sits in her lap and shits into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a blowjob.
Woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco shits.
Female flexibility is key!

Big Cat: Hey you know that really skanky waitress from that restaurant.
Little Cub: yeah. What about here?
Big Cat: Big Cat totally got the Grumpy Blumpkin from her.
Little Cub: NFK

by little cub September 24, 2009

Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.

"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"

by Jellyfish March 7, 2006

Grumpy Woman

Grumpy Woman = British Woman

"Americans are upstarts"

"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"

by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009

Grumpy Brewing

Feeling a poo coming on.

Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.

"I have a mean grumpy brewing"

by bobbyDbo October 10, 2009

Grumpy Granola

What has been eaten by someone who is being particularly grumpy.

Well SOMEBODY had their grumpy granola this morning.

by raira November 18, 2010

Gumby'd

When someone is really drunk and they find the most awkward positions comfortable.

Yo Scott! You are so Gumby'd right now!

by captainknots72 March 30, 2011

Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.

I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

by steveo1544 May 28, 2011