dirty gordon 

Dirty Gordon: the act of being shot out of a canon, while on 100mg of Viagra and holding a SEGA Genesis, at a large herd of elderly goats, for sexual gratification.

I brought a cannon and some sheep, let's pull a dirty gordon!

dirty gordon by asfhuahofi May 5, 2022

The Gordon Effect 

The Gordon Effect is the Karl effect but changed for Gordon Evans. If a teacher asked what the “Gordon Effect” is, students must respond that it is something related to basketball. But really, it describes someone who is zesty af.

Nah he got hit by the Gordon effect

The Gordon Effect by Sybillol May 15, 2023

G. Gordon 

Watergate era (and beyond) intellectual expression to describe getting beyond lit.

This work thing sucks bro…. let’s roll some swishers, head to the club and go full G. Gordon until Monday

G. Gordon by Bonk Monkey December 27, 2019

goodoodles 

Goodoodles is an extended form of good used when friends ask each other what is going on

Yo my man, I havent seen you in a while, whats goodoodles?

goodoodles by deeztoes August 5, 2009

Gordbag 

A proletariat homeowner. Gordbags can be found permiating urban areas of any major city. They also comprise a large proportion of home owners in rural areas. Gordbags tend to have credulous personalities combined with a laid back temperment. These qualities make them particularly appetizing to door to door hvac salespeople. This is due to the fact there is a strong positive correlation between the homeonwer's degree of gordiness and their propensity for falling prey to high pressure sales tactics; leading to the purchase of over priced hvac equipment within minutes of conversation.
The typical gordbag is a home owner between the age of 50 and 75 whos house is valued between 70k and 200k. The gordbag usually has at least 20k of equity in their home which enables liens to be secured on their property should they choose to cease payments for the equipment which they were duped into purchasing.

I just bodied that gordbag for 3 units. His house was so gordie lets hope he gets approved. *crosses fingers*

Gordbag by Gordbaghunter November 3, 2017

Gardoodoo 

Another way of saying trash or garbage.

Yukon Cornelius: "Hey write my essay for me"
Succ Nasty: "Nah, my handwriting is gardoodoo"

Gardoodoo by Succ_Nasty November 2, 2018

gordaddy 

nickname for people with the name gorkem

Julia: hey gordaddy!!!
Gorkem: please stop.

gordaddy by matthewgraygublerstip June 26, 2021