Gounching

A state of retardation caused by prolonged masturbation. Can progress into goontosis if not interrupted by another person using any reverse edge technique

Person 1: "Yo Shaun isn't at school today."
Person 2: "I'm worried man, I think he could be gounching."

by Hamgurburger March 18, 2024

Gauchos

“Basically cowboys but cooler and spanisher” -Oversimplified

The gauchos road their horses caeallos across the falklands.

by Xxfuuuuu9 March 31, 2024

Guanch

The act of squatting down and violently shitting consensually on another’s open mouth and face.

After a long and happy session, I guanched all over my partner.

by Gaunch June 9, 2024

Grunching

The act of felching ones own cum and juices after munting someone, all while gooning for an extended period of time.

My friend and I are going grunching later.

by therealfrotter June 12, 2024

Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate

"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"

by VacTro3 June 30, 2024

Gauncle

Genderfluid term for your parent’s sibling + gay

“Hey sweetie, your gauncle just arrived from the airport.”

by Iansknife January 15, 2025

Glunch

To “borrow” an item from someone or something

“Bro where did you get all that food??”

“I glunched it from Marianos”

by JonklersBiggestFan February 18, 2025