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korkys garden

To talk waffle and bollocks with similarly minded f*ck wits on a topic which has no basis in reality
Person A

"If you want to know how to enjoy life without being burdened by aspiration, success, career moves, dependency on a partner, material wealth, boasting, one upmanship being pretentious about not being pretentious just let me know. I'll afford you some valuable insights."

Person B

"LOL - where did you come up with that crap - in Korkys Garden?"
by Girthy Schlong July 18, 2014
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Gardeners Cat

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.
"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."
by courtney2323 January 10, 2020
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fear garden

A vocaloid song, it's a very spooky song. Shivers ye timbers even.

The song is sang by Rin, and it's about her decapitating the hands off others and planting them in her garden hence making her garden feared hence the name, 'fear garden'.

Alot like Smile HD, kids found it, watched it, and got nightmares from it.

The only ones who know of this song are either:
1. People who watched it as a child and got scarred for life from it
2. A hard-core vocaloid fan
3. A member of the osc (If you know, you know)

It's also my personal favorite vocaloid song.
Person 1: hey, do you like vocaloid?
Person 2: yea.
Person 1: what's your favorite vocaloid song?
Person 2: fear garden, you should check it out.
Person 1: neat, gonna search it up on YouTube right now.. WTF-
by Freaky fella December 1, 2022
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grandpa gardener

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)
by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022
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Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.
Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
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Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018
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