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Aren Gamer

A gamer who is clueless on how to play and will fuck everything up for you if you play co-op. He's also pretentious, looking down on anything with bad graphics. His social life makes angels weep, as he is completely blinded from logical thinking due to his head being stuck so far up his rectum, and it having cemented it's position due to being up there since birth. His parents are drug addicts and don't care about him, leaving his only means of escapism and joy to games. Whilst being so bad at them, he doesn't know it and acts like he's the Faze Clan leader. Commonly boasting that he's MLG, he hides the fact he can't recall what an Xbox controller looks like or who Nintendo are. His knowledge of gaming is pathetic. Nobody wants to go near him, as he has a highly contagious condition of retardism and isn't afraid to show it/scare away predators with it. Avoid at all costs, for you safety and well-being.
Person A: *joins Xbox party* Hey, who's that guy without a mic?
Person B: Oh, him? He's my little brother. He's such and Aren Gamer though.
Person A: How's that?
Person B: Well... his favorite game is Kinect Star Wars.
by Jerrika12 December 20, 2014
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gamer rot

Condition where human unnaturally starts to decay as a result of excessive video game playing (periods upwards of 10 hours per day, seven days per week). Symptoms include foul odor, greasy hair, and bug eyes. It takes approximately 3-4 weeks to clear gamer rot odor from a room and walls must be repainted following gamer eviction.
Shawn smells of gamer rot as a result of playing WoW 13 hours per day.
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True Gamer

There are a lot of definitions for this word and pretty much most of them are right, but they're all leaving out a vital detail : Gaming isn't just playing one company's systems and only the systems of that one company. To be a true gamer, you accept that a good game is a good game and you shouldn't give a crap what system it's on.
Guy 1: I only play games for PS3.

Guy 2 : Not me I'm a true gamer. I play all good games. Xbox, Nintendo, Play Station, PC, whatever.
by AaronXXX November 15, 2010
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Anti Gamer

An antigamer, often referred to as a "chad," is an individual who adamantly opposes and actively avoids engaging in video games. Antigamers take pride in their perceived superiority for not wasting even a moment of their time on gaming activities. They view video games as a frivolous pastime and consider themselves more productive and socially adept due to their abstinence from gaming. An antigamer usually doesn't hate gamers, but gaming itself.
Anti Gamer: Come on Jeffrey! It's time to go to the gym.
Gamer: Please one more game and we'll go!
by JeffreyToAdonis June 7, 2023
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gamer's high

The subtle, or intense, feeling of pleasure or euphoria experienced by some who are way too into playing a computer or video game. May happen during extreme late night gaming sessions, while getting a bigger score or pwning more noobs that you ever have before, finally beginning to beat that boss/level, or even in anticipation before you have even started playing the game.
"Counter Strike is like a drug. I get gamer's high even before I fire it up."
by l337m4n November 21, 2007
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Epic gamer

A gamer that has played, fortkike,apex leg, mencraft, and LEGO star wars
“Me and Joe are epic gamers bitch back away mortal scum I hold the world record time killing the ender dragon”
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Gamer rage

Fuck Richards gone gamer rage, get down.
by Big nuts fan February 28, 2019
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