fosters

AKA skippys piss.Cheep lager that is a triumph of marketing over taste like so many;eg stella(worse than),carling(better than)heineken(same page)

fosters ? what else have you got?

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

sexually flustered

When you try to masturbate and you can't cum but you really need to.

Craig was feeling sexually flustered so he asked Erin to cum over and help him.

by 55cutiepie October 23, 2017

funster

one who seeks out fun all situations...and makes it happen.

That girl/guy is a real funster.

by brianX51 July 24, 2008

dirty foster

Like a Dirty Sanchez only you stick your finger in your own ass so that she does not see it coming.

I was going to attempt the Dirty Sanchez but I think she was suspicious, so thinking on my toes, I busted out with the Dirty Foster instead.

by Foster from Delta 1/222 April 23, 2005

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

flusterbummed

when one becomes sexually frustrated and one's bum begins to twitch uncontrollably

Eader makes me feel all flusterbummed...:)

by Sara Rich March 28, 2004

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007