A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.

Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.

Tucker fucker by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018

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uncle fucker

funny as fuck song by terrence and phillip

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs

ok now im showing off lol

uncle fucker by lewis May 1, 2004

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ballgrabbing weasel-fucker

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.

" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker by mike July 27, 2004

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Finch Fucker

A man that attracts finches in his anal cavity by hanging from a tree upside down with peanut butter and bird seed spread in his anus pretending to be a bird feeder.

A Finch Fucker can be seen hanging upside down like a circus clown with a mound of peanut and bird seed on his taint and ass waiting for an innocent finch to fly and make a nest.

Finch Fucker by Finchfuckerstopper October 20, 2009

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