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fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.
12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019
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Fruit corner

A Müller Product eaten by Mark in the hit tv show: The Peep Show, the yoghurt is named in the conversation:

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
by Whiteguy584,295,074 May 28, 2019
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Fruit

So fruit. Some fruit look like light bulbs, see strawberries look like buttplugs. and grapes look like anal beads. and a squash looks like Monster Cock. and a banana looks like a dildo, (obviously) and yeah. these wam bam toys are the best like no cap for real bruvvvie wyvvie smh my head anal fuck hesd sorry. so if someone says they like fruit, they secretly love sex toys inside them.:)
Person 1: mmm fruits are so good inside me

person 2: wtf
by balogna mans March 16, 2022
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fruit hockey

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck
rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit
by lildog776 November 17, 2022
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Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!
by Kibosh January 8, 2008
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velvet fruit loop

Lick my Velvet Fruit Loop

I fucked her velvet fruit loop
by Rawsyn November 7, 2018
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You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s
"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.
by Bloop22222222 January 15, 2019
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