B.A.M.F.P.P.

Bad Ass Mother F***er Piano Player. Some who is a musically talented nerd, but still super bad ass.

Damn, she wore jeans to her piano recital, what a B.A.M.F.P.P.

by AsianFather January 25, 2012

fpm

Abbreviation for 'Frags per Minute'

Hey, look, I finally got an FPM of above 5! :D

by Abraxa August 29, 2003

fpoon

N. a spoon like utensil given @ Wendy's..although asking for one is not recommended, unless you happen to live in Ojai, and call Yourself the Fpoon Master, or the Fpoon Lord..in which its okay.

N. Someone who thinks they are Too Cool for school, and have to be harsh against those of the spork nature, who are deemed sporks by the Fpoons to begin with.

1. Where's my FPOON!?!?
The fpoon broke when it smashed into the table.

2. I'm a fpoon, therefore I'm better than you!
Duh, Fpoons are better than Sporks, because they represent everything on Earth that is great, while sporks represent Earth in all its faults...

by Handsome Rod October 20, 2006

FPV

Fucked Performance Vehicle

Hey...look at my new FPV GT. Pity it gets its ass kicked by a HSV.

by Ford sucks! March 20, 2004

fpr

Ford Performance Racing

UP THA FALCONS

"FPR SMASH HRT"
HRT- holden trash

by blazemaul September 1, 2005

M.F.P

Major Fucking Problem

Bob deleted all the files on the server... again!. That's an M.F.P. and a C.L.M. (Career Limiting Move)

by Ad ministrator August 4, 2007

FPOA

(Fine Piece Of Ass)

Label used to point out a woman or (rarely) a man who has good-looking buttocks.

Check on the FPOA on her!

or

Check out that FPOA!

by Ryan Henderson September 27, 2005