foundation whore

A girl who all the guys think is hot. The only thing is that she wears tons of make-up, hiding how ugly she really is. Oh, and she sleeps around as well!

a drooling guy:"She is so hot!"
me:" Nah...she's nothing but a foundation whore. You'd wake up in the morning wondering where the hell her oh-so-gorgeous face went."

by Heather Nicole October 6, 2007

fecal fountain

A fecal fountain is a stream of wet poop preferably diarrhea Yumm ;-) propeled out of someones butt hole. it can be seen on google if wanted under the keyword tubgirl. she is the definition of a fecal fountain. Quite enjoyable indeed :-)

Dude Zander V.w and Will C jerked off to tubgirls fecal fountain......together!

by Fecal king November 10, 2006

Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.

Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.

by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004

foundation

Girls wear it. Mostly worn with other forms of makeup. Can come in a cream, or as powder. Used to make skin seem perfect and fault-less. Applying too much makes them look like slutty fake barbie-dolls. But foundation is good if you want to hide freckles and blemishes.

omg, look how much foundation that bottle-blonde chick is wear, she looks soo fake!

by rochelley December 9, 2008

The Fountains

The Fountains is a large,green, open space in the centre of Cardiff, Wales (opposite the museum). So called because there used to be flowing fountains but now the council stopped the water due to bubbles. Saturdays draw crowds of Emos, Scene kids and Metalheads from all over Wales and parts of England who all have intentions of getting laid or wasted (preferrably both). They all know eachother from Myspace, have odd piercings ,like Hello Kitty, have tattooed stars on their wrists, wear hair extensions and skinny jeans .

"Dude, are you going to The Fountains this weekend? I've got a bottle of Strongbow and a ten bag."

by laurieboo November 20, 2007

fountain hills high school

the place where guido bros, and guidette hoe's reside in harmony. fist pumpin is a common activity during passing periods. in weights class you learn that 8-4=3 and that if you curl and bench everyday you'll be the best football player on this earth. there is an eternal competition of moustaches between the weights teacher and the principal.

i wake up every morning, get my swell on, gell my hair, and prepare for fist pumpin at fountain hills high school

by vinny and vincent ferraro January 24, 2010

cold water fountain

A sexual act involving two partners wherein one partner does a prolonged handstand and allows the second person to insert approximately 40-50 ice cubes down their anus. Once all the ice cubes have been tucked into place, allow 5 minutes for the ice to melt. Now, person 2 will reach around the abdomin of person 1 and squeeze tightly as if performing the Heimlich Maneuver. If all goes according to plan, a blast of cold water will shoot from partner 1's anus. Partner 2 should try to catch as much of the water in his/her mouth as possible. Swallowing is optional.

Chuck promised to give me a Cosby Sweater if I allowed him to drink from the Cold Water Fountain.

by Circadian Hour March 22, 2008