flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.

Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.

by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018

Floobins

A floobins is a bloodhound or a dog/animal with floppy skin and slobbery kisses.

Look at that floobins run with his loose fur and slobbery jowls! Floobin doobins! bloodhound slobbery jowls

by Floobindoobin March 13, 2018

flolick

A hardcore form of sexual intercourse.

Jill’s about to get flolicked by flop.

by Haha561 May 14, 2018

Flooba

When you say a nonsense word so often it starts to make sense.

Flooba, Flooba, Flooba, Flooba

by RikuSouleater July 15, 2018

flood the nile

A very wet female that is squirting

Baby I'm going to make you flood the Nile tonight!

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

Flomonia

It’s a disease with no cure. Flomonia is when you fall in love, become infactuated, obsessed, with Florence.

She is there in everything you do, everything you see. You have constant reminders and what to send her memes because they “relate to you two”.

Flomonia is highly contagious and terminal. Whilst you may learn to live with your symptoms, you’ll never recover.

Ah man, I’ve gone and caught that Flomonia you were talking about.

by Notflo February 28, 2019

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019