flusterating

flusterated:
something that is both disturbing and annoying at the same time

How flusterating is it that Oprah Winfrey's cardboard cut-out was in line ahead of you at Starbuck's this morning?

by identi-me January 27, 2015

Faster Faster Zap Zap

During sexual intercourse, when you are allowed back door entry, is the anal sex in which you make quick, but feisty, hits with the tip.

The male cow was herding the female cow with his prod, using his Faster Faster Zap Zap skills! That cow had back door entry, and fun anal sex!

by BattleHawk_15 April 16, 2017

Crazy Flasher

a man, who runs around like a doucher hitting people with flash grenades in "Call of Duty"

I was playing "Call of Duty" with my friends, but my Crazy Flasherness made them so mad they cummed

by ThatOneJewishGuy January 17, 2011

hassle me faster

Sarcastic exclamation asking someone to bother you.

Ditzy Woman: Honeee, I can't fiiind the breaaad!

Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!

by can'tyouguess? January 13, 2010

LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER

Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well, then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
I've got more wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet
Sweetie you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off? (let's pick up, pick up)
Oh, now I do recall
We just were getting to the part

Faster LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER

guy one/ walks in.
man two/ yeah baby let me do this to your pussy
girl/ LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER

by sherk is nice February 20, 2021

Flanter

The smoky substance that originates from opening a carbonated beverage; most often seen after opening a bottled beer.

There was so much flanter on that beer it was flowing down the side of the bottle.

by Peppard Cummings March 20, 2011

don't flatter yourself

a very annoying catch phrase, normally said by immature freshmen, that is used to down-play the fact that the speaker of the phrase isn't as good at something as they claim they are.

It is also used to annoy the crap out of everyone around them because the speaker could not think of something more intelligent to say.

Suraj: Did you just farticulate?
Mark: oh don't flatter yourself

by Flatterizer October 24, 2012