fiddle about 

child rape. tthe phrase comes from the who song "Fiddle About"

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad that you can't see or hear me as I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about!

fiddle about by John Entwistle May 29, 2008

Fiddle Castro 

The Dictator who Fiddles with Cuba

Fiddle Castro beat the devil who came down to Georgia in a Fiddling contest and won the entire country of Cuba!

Fiddle Castro by Joe C June 16, 2004

second fiddle 

n. The second girl in a threesome who is getting fingered but not screwed.

My girlfriend and I had a threesome, but the one rule was that the other girl had to be second fiddle.

second fiddle by minkuspinkus March 24, 2011

fiddle-faddle 

1. nonsense
2. to squander one's time
3. a brand of candy coated popcorn

1. I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle.
2. I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments.

fiddle-faddle by Millefune September 12, 2009

fidder

An expression of joy with equal properties to the word 'cool'

Yeah man thats the fidder

fidder by Nihility January 31, 2004

fiddlefuck 

Sitting around doing nothing.

"Stop Fiddlefucking, you are going to make us late!"

fiddlefuck by ppssssffffttt September 22, 2009

on the fiddle 

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

on the fiddle by himself o'leary November 19, 2004