sausage fest

Any college, party, gathering, or social event that occurs at, or has the male to female ratio similar to Western New England College (WNEC) in Springfield Massachusetts.

-"Dude I thought there were gonna be girls here."
-"Are you serious? We're at a WNEC party. Of course its a sausage fest."
-"Man I'm horny I haven't been laid all semester. Don't get mad at me for hoping."

by billakaherc August 5, 2006

alligator fuck fest

when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with a woman, and bites her neck then goes into a death roll to induce sexual pleasure

todd and kyle both paid a prostitute twice her normal rate to participate in an alligator fuck fest

by SMairlinez March 31, 2009

bass fest

an awesome bass music festival. first coined by a tom goes to mayor episode.

we're puttin up a bass fest in tucson, az.

by mfjeek December 6, 2006

Sausage Fest

A large gathering where the majority of attendants are male.

Joe: How was that party last night

Bill: Terrible it was a total sausage fest

by princesspuff July 27, 2009

Bro Fest

Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.

The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.

The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest

by Epic Bro Fest December 7, 2010

clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.

This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.

by wch-meister September 26, 2015

Crap Fest

A word used to describe a mess of a situation.

John: "Yo Jimmy, the fuck is happening?"
Jimmy: "A fucking crap fest John..."

by Negronegronegronegronegronegro May 11, 2017