by Le Driver February 25, 2014
When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!
lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021
A sort of clean version of the word "clusterfuck". This word stems from a Google mistranslation of a Korean phrase, referencing a "clusterfuck of low-quality spaghetti code madness."
"What kind of shit did I just walk into?"
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."
by coca cola espuma December 28, 2020
used to describe a celebration or something awesome, great and exuberant, that liked as a great time that is always enjoyable.
by Universo e oltre February 17, 2021
The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival
by Swisschard77 January 14, 2024
Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.