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When you are coming off an extreme swamp hangover and nothing but the most unhealthy food will get you back on your feet
Bro #1: holy shit man that party in the 'Cuse was loko
Bro #2: ya dude im pretty sure I still can taste the chunder from this morning, could totally go for some fender right now
Crazy Carney: Well howdy-do folks how about some good 'ol 'merican deep fried oreos!
by ragnar117 May 24, 2012
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Festering

The Festering Cainer is a dumb peice of horse shit.
by Ravage May 16, 2003
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Fender Bender

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending
Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!
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Uncle Fester

Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!
You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!
by bobapple October 23, 2005
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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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Fender Lizard

Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.
A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...
by Capt Fender Lizard April 5, 2010
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Feeter

a. A measurement of distance used while viewing members of the opposite sex.
b. A variable distance measurement that is more than a foot, yet less than a meter.
That woman looked great at 20 feeters, but once she got closer her butterface became clearly visible.
by My357Magnum January 23, 2006
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