Fish Farmer

When a girl gives 3 guys head before swallowing each of there cum.

Mary is the biggest fish farmer

by Richard Goodrich March 7, 2005

Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.

Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!

by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015

Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.

Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.

by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018

farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).

Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.

by Asmodyus January 12, 2014

Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers

by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018

weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.

My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.

by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013