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Tom Falconer

by Justgivemeabloodyname July 7, 2017
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Falcon-crow

To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.

After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.

To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.

Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.
Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.
by Imoutthere. April 7, 2014
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Falcon Punch

When you aim for a persons nose during a fight
Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose
by funnypeople08 December 6, 2019
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Sara Falcon

You know someone whos identify is solely defined by the flaws they have to justify their actions. So do I.
My dyslexia, insomnia, chronic depression, chronic proctrination, OCD, body disphoria, fatigue, pessimistic, social anxiety, physical crippled, delusion of grandeur and blaming people on my failures is why I am such a Sara Falcon.
by asfvgfhjkl;' March 11, 2020
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Falcons effect

An effect where your team or another team in sports choke a big lead in a game, mainly when there's barely any time on the clock.

This term originates from Super Bowl 51 (LI) when the Atlanta Falcons stupidly choked a 28-3 lead against the Patriots somehow.
Viewer: "I can't believe my team choked a bloody 2 point lead in soccer!"
Other viewer: "What a Falcons effect!"
by haterzenx May 7, 2023
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Falcon 9

A great rocket which has had a perfect flight record so far, as far as I am aware of. It carries people regularly to the ISS, helps Starlink and does many other crazy shit like landing its first stage upright, ready for refurbishment. The Falcon 9 is developed by the genius inventor and billionaire Elon Musk.
by Xosmic February 16, 2021
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Marc Falcon

Marc Falcon a kid that created the super-serum and armored flesh, he also banged ur mom
yo, Marc Falcon just mugged ur girlfriend
by Marc F-dog September 3, 2020
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