Bang Envy 

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.

or

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.

1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.

2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.

Bang Envy by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009

gadget envy 

The desire felt by some purchasers when a popular new gadget launches.

Much like regular envy, it includes overlooking flaws in the desired gadget, as well as a discounting of the similar capabilities of a gadget already owned.

It is manifested with the typical expressions of envy toward anyone possessing the gadget, regardless of need.

I just saw Tom playing with the new iPhone. I've got the old one, and I've got such gadget envy right now!

gadget envy by datapolitical February 27, 2009

Panel Envy 

When someone is jealous of the size of your flat panel because yours is bigger than theirs. Generally occurring in a technical or Geek-filled environment.

He had panel envy when he realized John's new screen was bigger than his!

Panel Envy by Crazy Chicken Chick October 26, 2010

Trailer Envy 

When a movie or movie title does not live up to the trailer

The trailer for Cowboys vs Aliens was really cool, it got me excited to see the movie, but that was only until they displayed the title, what trailer envy!

Trailer Envy by tgaptte December 4, 2010

screenis envy 

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

screenis envy by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012

shit envy 

Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.

"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!

shit envy by Dr. Noe August 30, 2013

mug envy 

The feeling of jealousy and betrayal you get when you catch/find a colleague or other drinking from a mug that is specifically yours, that you always drink from and is always on your work desk, without your permission. Such an event tends to happen when you are away from the mug and people think you're not looking, won't notice, won't catch them or when you have gone out and the individual thinks they'll be finished with it in time before you get back, but you get back early and catch them. Mug envy can happen when someone steals your mug intentionally or accidentally.

*Jane finishes her hot drink, washes it up and leaves the office to go out*

Carl (To himself): "There's no standard mugs left here, just Jane's... I'll use that - she's gone out and I'll be finished before she gets back"

*Jane re-enters* "Silly me, forgot my diary... Oh, um, Carl - is that my mug you're drinking from?"

Carl: "Oh, yeah - I didn't think you'd be back so soon and yours is the only mug I can find to drink from"

Jand "Wow, mug envy much".

mug envy by OfficeNewb November 15, 2013