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ejaculate

Also used as a projectile weapon that can move at very high speeds.
18:23 <YonOid> shoulda shot them in the eye 18:23 <aC|D6> with ejaculate?.
by Foug April 9, 2003
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Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.
Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!
by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008
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emaciated

Mad fuckin' hungry. You have the munchies, but your not high. Coincides well with the phrase "hungry as balls".
I'm emaciated, and may possibly die of hunger, if I don't get some KFC snackers up in this.
by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008
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ejaculation wad

A derogatory term describing one who acts in such a way that they resemble a wad of the contents produced when one ejaculates.
by Steve-0 !RADSHAK! December 9, 2008
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ejaculate

to exclam or say somthing

hahahha
on the hardy boys one says "look out billy"hank ejaculated
by Sir Taylor of Pants December 3, 2003
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Bucaneer of Ejaculationary Fluids

More commonly refered to as Jizz Pirate, this is the name given to 'Jizz Pirates' on the black market, however to the law and most others Jizz Pirate is what they are known by.

It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!

See Jizz Pirate for more details.
Jack was nervous at first, with the penis at his mouth, however remembering his new position of bucaneer of ejaculationary fluids, he knew that this mans semen needed to be hijacked.
by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009
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Ejaculatum

Gizz, spunk, single-barreled pump-action yoghurt-rifle bullets.
Marmaduke embarrassingly unloaded some ejaculatum onto Jezebel's face, while trying to complete a pearl necklace.
by TooFarTony December 6, 2006
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