Eli

total doucher, you meet the guy, he wears his hat so low, calling it “tilt” so far that he cannot see. he tries to put “-ski” after every word. plays hockey but sucks dick at it. thinks he gets girls but doesnt. somehow has a massive horse cock. if you meet a guy like this he’s an eli. total doucher.

Wow that Eli is such a douche!

by DrewFucksGirls May 23, 2018

Eli

Eli is the tyoe of that that will break your heart and not care at all. Someone who only thinks of themselves and no one else. He could care less about your feelings but expects you to care about his.

Damn, Eli broke my heart again but I just can't leave him!

by Therealtruth.org August 19, 2019

Eli

Lmao what a fucking loser

Eli

by yourmom696969420420 September 27, 2020

Eli

That gay fag that is always trying to one up everybody.

Tell Eli to kill himself.

by Bigdrummerdaddy December 18, 2018

Eli

A stupid nigger

That eli kid should stop being black

by Eli hater February 18, 2019

Eli

Eli is a bubblysoul full of energy. He can have a dirty mind but he care about his friends.eli doesn't need a girl to be happy ,although he may doubt it.he is very smart and an incredible sense of humour.

"im feeling down"
"Talk to Eli"

by Spreadingselflove May 8, 2019

Eli

A person who pushes people in pools, and breaks their phones. And likes SG, WS, PR. He does multiple things in his life but a main one is he loves watching anime.

God why does he have to be such a Eli.

by Fairy tales December 28, 2019