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The state of never being able to end the editing of a piece of writing.
I've been in the hell of editory for the last three weeks with this presentation.
Editory by Navigatrix July 12, 2011

Urbandictionary Editors 

The dumbass faggots who allow racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemetic definitions but they don't allow definitions that are actually made out of fun. Number of definitions they have allowed:

Black People
"A loud, ignorant race of people. They're the smelliest people on this planet since they never bother to wash their greasy fried chicken infested hair or any part of their body. Whites will always be superior."

"People who like kool-aid, fried chicken, and watermelon."

Women or Woman
"The useless skin around the vagina."

"The inferior sex."

Man or Men
"Idiots that are the scum of the Earth."

"A male spieces in which porn occupies 90% of his brain."

Now the fun definitions they have allowed that are not racist, sexist, etc.

Women
"We don't get them and we never will. Seriously, how can a woman drive boiling hot wax up her leg to remove hair and still be scared of a spider?"

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS!!!!!
Me: (reading definitions for black people) Wow, Urbandictionary Editors actually allowed this racist crap on the website.

urbandictionary editors 

The people who edit UrbanDictionary.

They reject definitions if they have too many big words or not enough ethnic slurs.
The urbandictionary editors rejected an "emo" definition made by an actual emo fan, and accepted 20 "emo" definitions written by a bunch of fat greasy nerds who have never listened to emo music nor met an emo fan in their life.

editorphouis fuckterishous 

A condition typically diagnosed to Urban Dictionary volunteer editors when the power of rejecting someone's word gives them an unhealthy addiction to shoving computer mouses and keyboards up their assholes and ejaculating all over the urban dictionary web page.
Dude did you hear about that poor bastard in apartment 2A, hes a volunteer editor and has been diagnosed with editorphouis fuckterishous, a condition that has no known cure and ruins innocent internet lives around them.

Editors-see below 

Please fix the definition for “buck and bone”. When you click on it all you get is definitions of “buck”, not the full definition on the full phrase.
Just fix “buck and bone”. Editors-see below
Editors-see below by Les S. Moore August 21, 2019

editorfairyblitz 

editorfairyblitz Is a great editor honestly, if you ever stumble upon her account you’ll be truly amazed fr they are so talented in many ways you can think of and you’ll never guess they’re also very humorous like many awesome people are shock 🤗🤞( I really mean everything I said ) -mu1ch1ro.tok1to
editorfairyblitz: I worked really hard I hope you love this edit!

literally everybody: YOUR AMAZING, SO TALENTED ❤️
editorfairyblitz by YOMOMMA220 August 24, 2021