Earth

A very strange planet where the inhabitants are known to needlessly destroy themselves and their environment, as well as put on animal costumes and have sex with eachother for pleasure.

"Dude, steer clear of earth, that place is full of freaks."

by Devil October 14, 2003

earth people

Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and Narcotics Anonymous (NA) speak for non-alcoholic/addicted persons.

Also referred to as normal people.

"I wish I was like that earth person who just left the bar with her drink glass still half full!"

by Twelve-Step slang November 17, 2004

earth day

A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.

What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.

by Spun Runner April 22, 2005

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

Round Earther

People with very average intelligence whose hobby is mocking flat earthers in order to feel some sort of intellectual superiority. Round earthers base their judgement not on experimental observation, but simply on the fact that they were taught "the Earth is round" growing up, not knowing that most so called "flat earthers" mock them in secrecy for their inability to formulate abstract philosophical questions in order to challenge the current institution of established knowledge that is critical to our advancement as a free-thinking species.

Look at that Round Earther over there! He convinced himself that there are more dumb people in this world than there really are.

by Molun1999 May 11, 2020

earhumper

a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.

"All I wanted to say was hello, and he turned into such a earhumper."

by Heller December 6, 2006