dusting off

To pleasure ones self. To masturbate

"The hotel i was staying in had free porn so i spent most of the night dusting off"

by SKeL January 16, 2008

bum dumplings

To describe a bad case of haemorrhoids!

what tha fuck, you got massive bum dumplings falling outta ya ass!!! get some fucking Anusol or something, arh man that is soooo gross!.

by Stoned yoda May 27, 2006

daisy dumpling

Definition
when a man and a woman are having sex, the woman shits all over the man while they are fucking.

Examples
Yesterday, when i was fucking my girlfriend, out of nowhere she gave me an unannounced daisy dumpling.

The man in the scat video was given a daisy dumpling by a hot blond.

by Doug Beaumont May 19, 2009

Crop Dusting

The art of leaving a long silent but deadly fart while walking through a crowded room or bar covering the whole area.

Being able to evenly distribute a fart like crop dusting when moving from one place to another.

by minusalinus November 16, 2009

dumpling

A cooked dough based food commonly cooked in stews/soups/casseroles

mmmmm, i love dumplings with casserole

by goosewing January 3, 2005

apple dumpling gang

A group of transvestites who also have a poop fetish.

The Apple Dumpling Gang came a calling last night again, but I had shat myself dry after a bender at Taco Bell and so could not help the. I feel real bad about that.

by FatdogTavern May 15, 2016

plum dumping

To insert your big toe into a female's vagina.

I'm plum dumping that ho tonight!

by MorganLeigh January 25, 2008