love-dumpling

From the Static-x song "Love Dump", used as Deirdre's user/ screen/ nick name for nearly seven years. It's becoming an alter ego.

"I Always Loved You! love-dumpling!"

by love-dumpling May 7, 2009

chocolate dumpling

The act of placing one's testicles inside a woman's anus while masturbating onto her vagina. The woman will then lick any fecal matter clean from the man's scrotum. Though this is much thought to have been originated by the Chinese, there is now clear evidence that Brazilians have been performing this activity since 1300 A.D.

William further expanded his sexual horizons by performing a chocolate dumpling on Lindsey.

by taint_pleasures August 23, 2009

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

Dumpy

Sloppy. Droopy. Frumpy. Female slob.

Usually a female, but can at times be a male. Someone who has completely given up on appearance. They dress only for comfort. Sweat pants or pajama bottoms are frequent attires of a dumpy person. Also, oversized, stained t-shirts are commonplace, as well.

Wow, I just got back from shopping at Walmart. I can't belive the incredible amount of dumpy chubber chicks that I saw at that store. Simply amazing in an underwhelming bad sight kind of way.

by DiLillo Prime June 30, 2011

Dumpy

(adj.) having a strong desire or need to unload the bowels; often accompanied by abdominal discomfort and an overall sense of uneasiness

The word is essentially a synonym for expressing an urge to *take a dump/shit/crap* - only in a more pleasant, concise manner.

Crystal: Dude, why are you walking like you got something stuck up your ass? Are you OK?
William: Sorry, babe, I'm just dumpy... Is there a bathroom anywhere along this hiking trail?

by AlexDark September 14, 2012

dumpy

referring to someones/somthings ass

yo ima kick you in your fucking dumpy if you touch me agian jamie.

by hairy trodder August 29, 2006

Dumpy

Dowdy and Frumpy. Applies to wannabe cougars who just can't pull it off.

I heard she was hot but she was dumpy. Not enough money in the world to make me touch that!

by yeahitsmeagain August 19, 2010