I tranquilized the deer, put it in a deer trench, and proceeded to starve it and beat it on a daily basis, as it couldn't move to defend itself.
by HAcoreRD January 23, 2009
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Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.
by Greakan April 14, 2008
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Cheaper than the overrated Dasani, which is part of the corporation that is evil and filled with sex addicts.
The Pepsi people are evil and they are always trying to replace whites with blacks. I mean, integration is a good thing but look at all the commercials. ONLY black people. Where are the Asians, whites, Indians, or Native Americans? It is blatantly obvious that the Pepsi company is racist and is INFERIOR compared to the competing Coca Cola company.
Coca Cola is a cool company because it used polar bears and Santa as advertising. We all loved, no matter how "I hate pretty things" person that you are, those polar bears. This is because polar bears are cool unlike night clubs for blacks only.
Coca Cola also has that strong taste unless the weak Pepsi. If you don't see the difference of Coca Cola and Pepsi, then just drink Coca Cola because it's better for you.
But anyways, Deer Park is better than Dasani, buy that instead of the evil Pepsi company products. Pepsi company was founded by Dr. Evil and
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Cheaper than the overrated Dasani, which is part of the corporation that is evil and filled with sex addicts.
The Pepsi people are evil and they are always trying to replace whites with blacks. I mean, integration is a good thing but look at all the commercials. ONLY black people. Where are the Asians, whites, Indians, or Native Americans? It is blatantly obvious that the Pepsi company is racist and is INFERIOR compared to the competing Coca Cola company.
Coca Cola is a cool company because it used polar bears and Santa as advertising. We all loved, no matter how "I hate pretty things" person that you are, those polar bears. This is because polar bears are cool unlike night clubs for blacks only.
Coca Cola also has that strong taste unless the weak Pepsi. If you don't see the difference of Coca Cola and Pepsi, then just drink Coca Cola because it's better for you.
But anyways, Deer Park is better than Dasani, buy that instead of the evil Pepsi company products. Pepsi company was founded by Dr. Evil and
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by Diplomize March 8, 2005
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Get the Deery mug.An act perpetrated by deer, most commonly Odocoileus virginianus, whereby an unsuspecting driver is tricked into pulling his or her vehicle to the side of the road whereupon he or she will be assault by the deer and its previously well-hidden friends. Most frequently the assualt includes, but is not limited to, butting, violent rubbing, pushing, shoving, spitting and musking. Humon victims are almost always shaken, but seldom injured.
Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.
Did you guys hear what happened to that poor driver in Wisconsin? He was the victim of a deerjacking! Fortunately he got away with his rectum intact.
by HobieKopek January 5, 2009
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