Groomer's Dozen

A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.

"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"

by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021

baker's dozen

Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that

Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.

Derek: Man that shit is ugly

by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008

dozer

A girl with exceptionally well formed breasts.

Man 1: "That girl over there is a dozer."
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "As in, dozer some nice tits."

Dozer = Those are

by Deezer July 28, 2008

Dozer

To perform a task while in your construction work clothes.

I drank ten beers and went to bed dozer.

by bjMCAWWW April 29, 2009

dozer

when you cum on the floor and rub the girls face in the cum, almost like a wheelbarrel

That chick pissed me off so i gave her a dozer, a big one

by shit face January 9, 2005

Golfer's Dozen

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.

Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.

by FilmLabRat February 19, 2010

Six of one half dozen of the other

six and six

yah i'll have six of one half dozen of the other of those eggs.

by i prefer jelly July 12, 2003