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Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!
by JLO70 November 3, 2022
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Payment Diversity

1. The belief that everyone should have access to a payment method that aligns with their personal values.

2. A global web3 phenomenon.
When you really have to buy a Lamborghini Aventador but only have 1 Cryptopunk NFT, 6 trillion mPesa, and a whole lot of Dogecoin, you need Payment Diversity.
by SwitzerlandPoster September 14, 2022
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The Dimensions Of The Final

The final dimension in all of life.
?: Yo, The Dimensions of The Final sounds so coooooolllll!!!

??: I do not give a fucking shit.
by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022
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One-Dimensional

The one-dimensional play-style of Sonny Alsante sells us every game we could have won
by Px98AVh666 March 13, 2023
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Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).
M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!
by Yung Doink February 15, 2024
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Pedo Density

The percentage of people in a certain area (often every sqkm) that are attracted to kids (pedophiles).
England has a MASSIVE pedo density, maybe we shouldn't let our kids go out alone in case they get fucked.
by FirstLastName February 20, 2024
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