didgeridildo

A didgeridildo that is as long and thick as the instrument that is play by the indigenous tribes in Australia

That chick is as loose as a goose down there she could take a didgeridildo down there

by Jizzzzim July 23, 2019

crib digger

Term used to describe a female who's only with a guy so she can get pregnant. Fucking off afterwards seems to be the norm.

My brother's girlfriend is the biggest crib digger.

by Well Hi There December 9, 2005

posthole digger

Slang term for violent anal sex

Ian: Why is Chris walking funny?
Joesph: He's been hanging around with a posthole digger

by KrizT February 16, 2014

Green Digger

Like a Gold Digger but instead of wanting your money, shell just smoke all your kush

Bruh u needa drop Mary. She's a Green Digger man.

by Sullly March 22, 2017

Gold Digee

A person (typically a rich man) who is dating a gold digger. Half of the time, this person is losing all of their money to the gold digger. The other half of the time, this person is looking to pump and dump and is using their money to get hookups.

Olivia: I heard you were trying to date Tyler.

Daisy: Yeah, I hear he's a Gold Digee. I'm short on cash.

by Gold Digee December 15, 2017

Magic Teleporting Diggers

A secluded area in Nottingham found on google map, that is used to lure scrawny nerds who spend a vast amount of their time on the internet. When they arrive they are ambushed and violently sodomized.

Hey man, did you hear what happened to Kim? I heard some1 fiddled his bum after searching for some place called Magic teleporting diggers.

by Tommyfiddler99 January 26, 2013

Reverse digestion

When you're paralyzed from the shoulders up, and your girlfriend has to feed you mashed carrots up your butt. You poop out your mouth.

Leonard actively used reverse digestion after his accident. Things got messy.

by LettuceBeFriends June 30, 2014