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Dickillusionment

The disappointment in dick felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.
Christie's growing dickillusionment came to a head after a particularly unsatisfying shag with Monty.
by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021
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Dicklapper

A whore who races from dick to dick almost as if she’s in a race, or possibly playing musical dicks.
Ahh that bitch over there is a total dicklapper. She’s fucked every guy in the bar!
by Mydicksbigger March 22, 2021
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Dicklajon

Various levels of Canwoods
How many dicklajons do you think it is?
by Gooses123 May 30, 2021
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Dickholemotherfucker

When your dumbass decided to say what ever bullshit you said. Then people make fun of you.
Did you hear what John said? He is a Dickholemotherfucker!
by The Crackheads Dickhole August 14, 2021
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DickLamatic

Another Word For Acting Stupid And Acting Like A Clown, Acting Foolish
Your such a dicklamatic
by TheyLoveScorp August 26, 2021
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dickcleptomaniac

A person who can’t stop grabbing dick because they love dick too much.
Sasha is such a dickcleptomaniac, she can’t walk past a man without grabbing their dick.

Make sure you don’t bring your man around Veronica, that dickcleptomaniac whore won’t stop grabbing his dick.
by Queen_D_Geminii September 6, 2021
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Dickfliction

An affliction for dicks. Clearly the best definition.
Dude she’s obsessed. She’s gotta solid dickfliction going on
by 400>175 September 28, 2021
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