ding-a-long 

When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.

When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.

Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!

ding-a-long by Clark March 12, 2009

ding-a-ling-a 

1. the begining to ding-a-ling-a-ling-a- ding-a-ling-a-ding-dang-dong-a-wong-a-
dong-dong-a-wing-a-wang-a-wong-dong-
chong-a-long-a-doo-a-boo-a-doo-a-boo-la-doo-la-coo-la-woo-la-wang-a-wong-a-bong-a-long-dong-a-shlong-a.

kris, get your ding-a-ling-a off my ding-a-dong-chong.

ding-a-ling-a by booby hicks February 13, 2003

Ding Dong 

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

Ding Dong by Ashers September 4, 2003

ding ding 

the act of receiving a first class, well lubricated hand job from a chinese masseuse in an upscale massage parlor. Pay no more than 20 extra dollars on the price of the original massage.

I needed to relax, so I got a ding ding during my lunch break.

ding ding by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003

Ding dong 

Ding dong usually means that someone is calling you stupid or and idiot

Ashley you are a ding dong

Ding dong by Dolphins May 22, 2015

ding ding 

A contest, usually involving 12-14 year old boys, to determine who, among them, can cum the quickest. Sometimes involving as many as a dozen guys, ding ding can also just be a contest between two. This is one of the most common puberty-age, self-asteem building exercises among males. It is thought, at that age, that the ability to jerk off and bust a load extremely quickly, is a sign of maturity and sexual prowess, something to show off. The winner has to shout "ding ding" to prove that he indeed won.

Mark and Dave were ferociously playing ding ding in Mark's bedroom, and just as Mark was about to win and shout out loud in pleasure, his mom knocked on the door to the room, causing both guys to cringe and go soft. Blue balls then ensued, particularly in the case of Mark. Because of the mishap with Mark's mom, Dave turned out cumming first and winning the game.

ding ding by Arieh August 17, 2006

Ding Dong 

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

Ding Dong by CB June 27, 2003