Ziva david

A character on the tv show Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) played by the Chilean actress Cote de Pablo. Ziva is Israeli and was formerly a Mossad liason officer for NCIS but is currently a Probationary Special Agent. She joined NCIS in season 3 after she killed her half-brother Ari Haswari to save Leroy Jethro Gibbs after Ari killed one of his agents Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd. From then on she had Gibbs' trust and is like a daughter to him, often times he affectionately calls her Ziver. She had a relationship with the old director, Jenny Shepherd; and often butt heads with her partner Anthony DiNozzo. Tony and Ziva have major sexual tension on the show and together make up the relationship Tiva. She is also close with the other agent, Timothy McGee, in a brother/sister relationship. It is known that Ziva's younger sister Tali was killed in a Hamas suicide bombing when she was only 16. Ziva's father, Eli David, is the Director of Mossad, and is a very mean man. At the end of season 6, he made Ziva quit NCIS and become a full time Mossad officer again, and sent her on a suicide mission in Somalia where she was captured, tortured, and presumed raped by terrorists. NCIS steps in and saves her.

All in all, Ziva David is a crazy israeli chick with impulse issues, is a ninja, and the best character on TV!!!!!! TIVA FOREVER!!!!!

Tony DiNozzo: Crazy Israeli chick

Ziva David: I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip

Ziva David: Tony, why are you here?
Tony DiNozzo: Couldn't live without ya, I guess

Viewer 1: Omg, did you see that? Do you think Ziva is really dead?
Viewer 2: She can't be, then the world would end!

Viewer 1: Did you see that Tiva moment last night in Jet Lag?
Viewer 2: YES! OMFG! They totally slept together, that is something I could totally see Ziva David doing... she's a ninja after all!

by tivaforever August 13, 2010

David

1. To time waste or to complete an assignment immediately before the deadline. The word is typically used among procrastinators.

2. The act of putting something off that eventually must be done.

Hey dude, did you finish the Science project? It's due today.
Nah man, I'm gonna david it.

by pepperchiniman October 7, 2020

david suzuki

David Suzuki is a Canadian geneticist, host of the CBC's Nature of Things, and one of the most trusted activists in the environmental movement. However, his support of the anthropogenic global warming theory, corporate sponsorship, doomsday predictions, and aversion to debate suggest that he is a self-serving junk scientist.

David Suzuki scared me into becoming an environmental scientist and now I know he's full of shit.

by notatard November 7, 2007

David

This guy is overall amazing. He is super funny, he is tall and has dark brown hair and blue eyes. He loves his family and friends. David has the biggest heart ever. He kinda looks like the green giant but once you meet him you’ll fall in love with him. David cares about the ones closet to him and will do anything and everything to protect themselves.

Girl 1: Wow David is sooo caring.
Girl 2: I know right like I love David so much.

by David Borquezz March 12, 2018

David

David's amazing. He can light up any room he walks into. He's got the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen. And a stunning smile. He's strong, talented, &has a great sense of humor. He can steal anyone's heart. He knows what to say when someones down&always sticks up for what he believes in. He's the most caring, loving, and forgiving person you'll ever meet. You'll never meet anyone like him. He's real and will always tell you the truth. He kicks ass in baseball. Gives the best hugs and kisses. You'll always remember David. He's beautiful&special in every way. No one can make your heart pound like David can.

That guy doesn't even compare to David.

by Lmfao1739 August 25, 2011

David

The best man to ever date! He's kind, caring, sweet, likes someone for who they are and not what they look like, and is super sexy, and fun loving. He respects the girl he's with. Isn't always very talkative but knows just what to say. Is shy and quiet around other people/friends, but when he gets to know them he doesn't shut up. Gotta love this guy. He's the "nice guy", but nice guys are the best to date!

I wish I was dating David!

by smokinhotgf December 15, 2012

David Lee Roth

The most flamboyant artist in the heavy metal/pop/classic rock scene, who after leaving Van Halen (due to his incompatibility with Eddie Van Halen), recorded 3 albums before his music became unpopular in the face of the non - flamboyant and dirty wave of grunge antiestablishment. Check out "Eat em' and Smile". Includes great songs, such as "Yankee Rose" and "Ladies' Night in Buffalo", just to name a few

David Lee Roth and Van Halen virtually reinvented the heavy metal scene of the late '70's and the early to mid '80's, and DLR would go platinum with his next album "Eat em' and Smile"

by just another old school rock fan October 9, 2006