Deer Man

A transformative disease due to the cleansing a wound in a contaminated water supply. After infected one obtains the strength of ten thousand ox, a man, a beast, a legend, a Deer Man.

I have to take a pee, but im afraid of Deer Man lurking in the darkness.

by BatMelk November 7, 2012

Backseat dater

Applies to those friends who are way too involved in your love life.
Female: what is she/he like? (wishes to know all details on all levels, including your reactions and responses, her/his reactions and responses, future plans, current communication issues; are your needs being met?)
Male: did you get laid?

That Sophia wants to know everything about my dates, she is such a backseat dater. She needs to get out more.

by OrangeDiva October 24, 2007

deer shit

A strain of weed, made populat by the movie Grandmas Boy, that gets you so high you think you have antlers like a deer.

Take the Frankenstein, the Deer Shit, the Bling, and the Bling Bling; And roll it all into one joint.

by I. Smokeda Goodshit February 24, 2008

Deterding

an extraordinary human being who is obsessive-compulsive and uses scientific facts as logic. deterdings are reserved at first, but as you get to know them, they are assertive and a great loyal companion. somewhat nerdy but devilishly attractive and one of the greatest people you will ever encounter

Nobody else compares to Deterding

Ask Deterding, he will know the solution

Deterding is so organized and precise. He's so feminine, it's like being with a woman

Dammit Deterding...how can you be so geeky and yet so irresistible to the ladies

by Priggster March 3, 2009

deer-killer

n. The brush guard that some rednecks like to put on the front grille of their off-road trucks.

I bought a new pickup truck and gave it some skid plates, nerf bars, a 12" lift kit, super swampers, and a deer-killer.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

deer drops

The most unsatisfying poop type that exists, a dissapointed pooper will excrete pebble-like fecal droplets and leave the restroom feeling no emptier, with underpants most likely full of skidmarks.

"oh man, I thought i had to take a huge dirty poo but when i sat down on mr.potty, only deer drops came out. Now i got skiddies in my undies."

by Ashley Storrow November 8, 2008