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Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"
Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022
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Geometry dash player

Another way of saying “No friends” or “virgin “

Geometry dash players will generally have at least 5 broken mouses do to clicking their mice very hard as well as a broken monitors due to rage.
Another way of saying “No friends” or “virgin “

Geometry dash players will generally have at least 5 broken mouses do to clicking their mice very hard as well as a broken monitors due to rage. Person: Hey, do you want to go out?

Gd player: I play geometry dash.

Person: Never mind ew.
by Cookiekoneko June 20, 2023
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Splash'n'Dash

Another term for a quick sex session, commonly said by males.
Beatrice: "Oooh I'm feeling a bit horny, have we got time??!"

Jeffrey: "We'll have to be quick, just a splash'n'dash."
by Jefferz212 June 17, 2009
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Dive n' Dash

Synonymous to "hit it and quit it" or a "one night stand". In a "Dive n' Dash", the person has sexual relations with a partner and leaves the next morning (or the same night).
'Did are you and Jenny dating now? I saw you two hookin up at the bar'

"Nah, that was just a Dive n' Dash"

'Ohhh niceeeee'
by sheesherzz420 December 19, 2011
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Dine N' Dash

Dine N' Dash is an online reservation system in North America, it lets you preorder your meal and reserve a table at select restaurants.
Dinendash.ca
Im hungry and dont have time to waste, time to book a dine n' dash
by Timz123 October 9, 2013
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Sneeze on her dashboard

To cum on a girls forehead.
Jeff's girlfriend is such a ratchet that when they're fucking she totally wants him to sneeze on her dashboard.
by pratorian April 13, 2016
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poop and dash

The act of arriving at a location and immediately heading to the shitter and dropping a deuce whether small and dainty like that of a cat or large and gruesome like the dark lord satan himself is using your asshole as a portal into this world and then promptly leaving the premises never to return because what you did in that bathroom is probably against the Geneva Convention.
-"Wanna head over to that Kristen girl's house for that party?"
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."
by Maccadangdang July 15, 2017
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