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Deadbeat Dog -(DD)

Deadbeat Dog aka DD...
Is a male that is a donor of a child or many children and has no contact with the child/children and doesn't help support the child emotionally, physically or financially, But yet claims to people who will listen to him that he misses the child/children and wants to have rights to being a part of the children/child's life but in reality is self absorbed and makes no effort to see or speak to the child and only manages to pay $1.49 a day in child support even though working full time. He is also All about the crack and chasing filthy pussy.
"the deadbeat dog -(DD) came home with lipstick on his neck the day I was due to give birth to our son, and couldn't come up with a better story than"what do U mean??... Like a deadbeat dog he is..
by N0scrub August 20, 2024
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MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing
Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024
by уour mum October 23, 2024
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DD

The art of playing darts but one person bends over and spreads their ass cheeks and the other person tries to throw a dildo into their asshole
Hey Tyrone, tryna play DD? Im bored and just got a new dart

Tyrone: yeah if im the all time target
by Donut bandit November 6, 2024
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DD

The complicated but never-ending relationship between Daniel A Hernandez and Daniel De La Fuente.
by DD Restoration Project December 29, 2024
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DD (Dickhead dan)

“yea he’s being a DD (dickhead dan) bc he’s throwing a hissy fit today because we’re over hours”
by anonymous July 1, 2025
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DD

The acronym for “Dort Deleting” or to “Dirty Delete.”

Dirty deleting is removing a comment, post, or online status etc once you have received negative feedback or criticism usually in an effort to avoid discomfort or embarrassment rather than addressing it directly.
Deleting after push back:
The sky is green.”

Numerous people comment with corrections.

Rather than address or correct in a follow up, the OP deletes their comment.
by Allergictoshrimp July 6, 2025
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The fattest person on earth who is also into big, smelly feet with obnoxiously hairy toes and DIRTY toenails. He also loves girls with hairy armpits and when girls force burps down his throat. DD also has a scat fetish and enjoys eating women’s shit in his free time.
“DD is so fucking huge and should leave all women alone. Especially Zuzu, Alyn, and Bingo.”
by rhythmneko August 16, 2025
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