Custard Tits is usually a term used for a chick with sloppy, saggy tits. The name comes from the sloppiness of the breast, which can be related to the feeling of custard in a plastic bag.
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From the age old tradition of a clown throwing a custard pie at another clown or member of the audience, this phrase has come to mean when someone humiliates someone on a personal level either by accident, or on purpose.
To custard pie someone is to not notice, be it on purpose or accidentally, that a person has spoken to you, waved at you, blown a kiss at you etc.
If a person waves at someone across the street, and the other person carries on walking, for whatever reason, the wavee is said to have 'custard pied' the waver.
This phenomenon is usually followed closley by a snide remark of the person who has just been custard pied, or an aquiantance saying something such as "You need some help cleaning that pie off your face?"
From the age old tradition of a clown throwing a custard pie at another clown or member of the audience, this phrase has come to mean when someone humiliates someone on a personal level either by accident, or on purpose.
To custard pie someone is to not notice, be it on purpose or accidentally, that a person has spoken to you, waved at you, blown a kiss at you etc.
If a person waves at someone across the street, and the other person carries on walking, for whatever reason, the wavee is said to have 'custard pied' the waver.
This phenomenon is usually followed closley by a snide remark of the person who has just been custard pied, or an aquiantance saying something such as "You need some help cleaning that pie off your face?"
Man in Street 1: "Hey buddy! Good to see you? How you been? High Five!"
Man in Street 2 walks on
Man in Street 1's Girlfriend to Man in Street 1: "Haha! You just got custard pied!"
Man in Street 1: "Give me a hand with this all this pie?"
Man in Street 2 walks on
Man in Street 1's Girlfriend to Man in Street 1: "Haha! You just got custard pied!"
Man in Street 1: "Give me a hand with this all this pie?"
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quite similar to 'jammy'.
quite similar to 'jammy'.
(sat on sofa. thought to self)
"i am far too monged to make a brew. but i would really really like a brew right now.."
(no actions taken. housemate enters the room)
"just made this cup of tea but i'm in a rush, so 'ere you go."
(housemate leaves. relax with brew)
"cushty mate, cushty."
"i am far too monged to make a brew. but i would really really like a brew right now.."
(no actions taken. housemate enters the room)
"just made this cup of tea but i'm in a rush, so 'ere you go."
(housemate leaves. relax with brew)
"cushty mate, cushty."
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Get the cushty mug.Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.
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