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Culinary Dehydration

The effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated.
"Dude, last night I tried Jamaican food for the first time, and even though that jerk chicken was great, after I got home, I spent the whole night chugging down water by the gallons...I was suffering from Culinary Dehydration!"
by RacerboyGTR May 24, 2009
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Clingbat

someone who's seriously got some cling issues. They won't leave their loved ones alone for two seconds and when their lover's like "chill out!" they simply cling more. But, hey, they can't help it. give 'em a break.
I'm pretty much a total clingbat.
by the Clingbat July 20, 2009
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Culinaria

Noun- Derived from the latin culinius "of the kitchen" it is the location of a purveryor of items for cooking and the kitchen. Typically gourmet items for fine dinning and gourmet cooking.
I went to the culinaria today and got some new pots, pans, and spices to make dinner tonight.
by J.Hamburger July 25, 2011
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Culinary Discomfort

The feeling you get when someone near you is eating a gross combination of food and/or sauces.
Person 1: Do you see that kid over there? What is he eating?

Person 2: Oh that's Person 3, he eats the grossest combinations of food I've ever seen. Looks like today he brought a ham sandwich with ranch dressing and bar-b-que sauce and he's dipping it in his milk and his soup. Gross.

Person 1: That causes me to have a lot of Culinary Discomfort. I wish he would just stop.
by Can't stand that smell guys January 2, 2013
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culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.
They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.
by king dáin April 14, 2013
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clingbat

A clingbat is a person or animal that tends to hang around too much. A clingbat often brings stress and unhappiness to those he/she/it clings to. An annoying personality is associated with clingbats. Such an example would be a neighborhood boy staying at your house too much even after you tell him he is unwelcome or a squirrel that runs around in the attic even after you try to get it out.
John is always coming over wanting me to play basketball with him. He is such a clingbat.

That clingbat will never leave me alone!

annoying pest nuisance
by Burgundy Roundhouse October 27, 2013
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Clinging Fuck

This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!
Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!

Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!

Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!

Human: *commits suicide*
by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014
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