coffee cum

The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices

Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed

by kvixen October 3, 2011

rattling coffee

coffee mug containing either vodka, rum, whiskey with 3 ice cubes. The morning beverage of choice for drunks.

"Hey cunt wheres my fuckin rattling coffee its 8:00am"

by Jordan Campeau April 12, 2007

redneck coffee

Mountain Dew

Before I work on this VW I need my redneck coffee!

by ReyVW February 18, 2013

Tea, Coffee, Let's dance?

the USSRic phrase the proposal to the girl to meet the evening together, to friend closer, not hint the sex (but someone maybe kept in mind).

Tea or Coffee is the main variants of decorous drinking, and that means that decorous girl get all the variants and the result of proposal are maximun variable, maximum successfull. "lets dance" is the variant of decorous closeness

- Hey, Jane, what r u doing after classes?
- i dont know...nothing
- come to me?
-...
- Tea, coffee, let's dance?
-Okay) But know, i am decorous
- I am too...

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

coffee sex

Waking up in the morning and having wild crazy sex in order to wake yourself up

Emmy had wild coffee sex this morning and she had lots of energy.

by Smokey Mcpotttt July 11, 2009

Coffeeing

To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.

Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.

by toroboy February 9, 2010

cuffer

A cuffer is a volunteer firefighter that gets so excited running lights and sirens to a call that he/she sometimes fondles themselves.

Greg and James are such cuffers, each time they go on a run they have to get napkins at the Mcdonalds drive thru to clean themselves up prior to checking on scene.

by Patrick the great August 25, 2007