Crystal

A girl who always hangs around your friends even though she is just tryna date them. She talks shit about her own friends and is annoying as hell. She doesn’t want to hang out with her own friends and instead meat rides you and your friends.

Friend: “what the hell are you doing here?”

Crystal: “ zoe is so ugly!”

by Letsgosayhitostevie June 13, 2023

Crystal Mom

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.

My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.

by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023

booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.

Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.

by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015

skin crystal

when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock

hey whore get some of this skin crystal!

by Doxsq April 21, 2019

Ender crystal

Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.

Me:Hey look up,there are the last Ender Crystal.Lets destroy it!!!

Then we won that battle

by Tnt567 July 15, 2019

inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.

Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!

by blatantly beige March 30, 2015

billy crystal

A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.

It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.

by Tourists... April 7, 2005