crasty

Another word for nasty...or hideous.

"Damn, that girl is fucken crasty!"
"Britany Mago is crasty!"

by Polish Martin May 13, 2005

Crusty Trout

A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.

That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.

by BrewTat October 7, 2008

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

by E. Willaby May 4, 2010

crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

Crusty woman

A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.

John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!

by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018

Dusty Crusty Camel toe

Just as bad as a normal camel toe, however in this case it is dry and crusty

James: Josh Fuck Off
Josh: James suck your mums dusty crusty camel toe

by Corona2020 October 7, 2020

wack dat crusty

The act of shaving a premature mustache

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011