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Holiday Comedown

The feeling after New Years for the first part of January where you realize the holidays are officially over and not only will you have to wait 11 months to re-experience the joy you felt during this time, you have to return to the norm (school, work, etc.) knowing there won't be much to look forward to for a while unfortunately. Usually lasts about a week to a month, though extreme cases may not wear off until spring.

Similar to Holiday Withdrawal
Poor Tom. He's started his holiday comedown knowing Christmas is over and he has to go back to school on Monday.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 6, 2012
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Coned

Cone/Coned/Conage:

Definition 1: Cone: To destroy, do away with, slaughter, or kill.

Definition 2: To be completely and utterly dominated in any way shape or form.

Definition 3: To describe something or someone that is doomed, done for, has no chance of survival, about to be owned, etc. Note: a suffix is not necessary if it is undesired.

Definition 4: The topmost tier of being utterly dominated: Owned, Pwned, Coned; Conage

Definition 5: To move a construction cone into the path of a moving vehicle.

Etymology: This word first came into usage when a College Student used the word in a Facebook™ group, soon all the group members were using the word. Soon after that the word made its debut in the online gaming world when it was made the slogan of the Clan VH GANGSTAS. I was first informed of the word by my neighbor who had heard it from a friend of his in South Carolina who had played against the VH GANGSTAS Clan and been utterly dominated. I preceded to track this word back to its origin in Facebook™ and was actually able to find the original Facebook™ post: “…Cuz’ he’s a little bitch that definitely needs to be coned….”
1. “We need to CONE Osama” or “Osama is to be CONED”

2. “Haha, You got CONED in paintball Matt! First you ran into barbwire, tripped over it, got stuck upside-down on it, and then you got riddled by like 60 balls—by the way, how are your balls feeling after getting hit multiple times? Man it was funny when you screamed and cried!”

3. "Stew is fucking CONE(D) if he thinks he can take on Brock in kickboxing"

4. “Haha, CONED!—Loser”

5. “I am reminded of the time I hucked the street cone into the side of Bobs car in the parking lot. Ah, that was nice...man we CONED him good.”
by El Cool Magnifico, VH Affiliate September 20, 2006
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Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...
"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"
by Big black guy March 25, 2005
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comedy bitch

A person is a comedy bitch if they are used by their peers for their own amusement irrespective of the shame and embarassment it may cause the bitch. However, the bitch in question must be a willing party.

This phrase was created by James Wilson in the aftermath of the infamous James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident (one of which was quite clearly Russian and shouldn't be worn by anyone except Russians and as shown by the incident, comedy bitches).
"Whats that? Morgan is our raw comedy bitch"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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comedical

Stoner's joke was comedical, and made me laugh until I bled out of my naughty places.
by StonerHilm April 6, 2008
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Traffic Coned

The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.
"She just got traffic coned."
by pedostach101 April 12, 2022
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comedy pyramid

A game played on the radio where callers ring up on the topic at hand and try and have the funniest quip.
by matt October 22, 2003
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