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Grand Clong

That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.

He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.

Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023
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poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017
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Clash of clans

Notification: Clash of clans: chief! Your base is being raided by 驱逐舰真棒!
by HippeuxClasher January 11, 2022
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Clash of Clans

Clash of Clans, also known as COC or coc or cock or koc or cok or ok or oc.
"Hey, are you playing with your coc again?"
"YEAH! My coc is soo big! I can destroy thomas! Muhahaha. Hehe coc big."
"Oh I love Clash of Clans."
by The Terminator's left nut.\ October 16, 2022
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clonetard

someone who gets really pissed about a lil name calling and is secretly gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) so tries to hide inside someone elses personality, and plus he is retarded
Wow john, dont be a clonetard, just come out of that closet
by jibba jabba gibby April 7, 2005
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clash of clans

An addictive game where you build your own village and train unrealistic troops and let them die when you try to attack another player's village.
Person A: Hey i just played clash of clans and all my troops died :(

Person B: how can you like clash of clans? Its such a crappy game.
by asianguyfromservite October 11, 2013
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clone cd

CD copiying software originally written by elaborate bytes, no longer available on their site due to court cases, now available from slysoft, quite possibly the best cd copying software i have ever used

The act of Duplicating a CD exactly to produce a 1:1 copy for backup or illegal sale/giving to a friend
"i cloned those CDs for you last night Pete"
by sharris1a May 9, 2005
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