clicksterbation

The act of monotonous clicking within an application or web page that appears to serve no purpose but to delay one from getting to the end result.

The development team needs to rethink their latest application as there is far too much clicksterbation for my appetite.

by Matthew Beason August 19, 2008

clicking tires

The act of kicking tires online.... constantly searching the internet for car by clicking tires...

Ben spends his whole day clicking tires in his search for a daily driver.

by Collin Kendall April 17, 2008

Clickety Split

To be able to find something very quickly via the internet

I can find out who was in that movie clickety split by using IMDB.

by LaChick November 2, 2011

Click to add text

When you see this in a document or presentation, it probably means the creator of this is illiterate, or that the creator of this was too stupid to give a fuck about the text box because he was busy doing something else.

The cancerous kid's presentation had a lot of boxes that said "click to add text."

by Lenz m8 April 23, 2017

right-clicking

A phenomenon that occurs when a hapless office worker begins to doze off at his or her computer with mouse in hand, thus triggering undesired clickage due to temporary heavy-handedness.

Hey Jimmy, did you see the new intern right-clicking this morning?
If I don't grab another coffee, I'm going to be doing a little right-clicking myself.

by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

Skip Chicks

The alter ego of your "afraid to commit" friend, who you have never seen with a woman.

Huey: Hey man, there's a fine looking lady over there that seems to be giving you the come hither look.
Dewey: I'm not sure about that, she seems out of my league.
Huey: Dude, I'm gong to start calling you by your other name, Skip Chicks.

by Jayophonic July 21, 2011

clicker

A noun which refers to players of World of Warcraft and other MMORPGs who click on spells/abilites in their user interface as opposed to binding them to buttons on a keyboard or mouse. In game, this gives them the appearance of being very slow, noobish and just plain out dense due to the increased time required to use these spells/abilities.

It is a dynamic derogatory term which can be applied in many circimstances.

"A guy at the office just stapled his hand to his forehead."

"What a clicker."

by Meecham January 15, 2009