Ceminites

People in an uncomfortably close friend group that formed during a single class, and have an unhealthy obsession with their former professor. Can frequently be seen being annoyingly loud and mobbing to lectures together.

Those damn Ceminites are filling that entire row where we normally sit! Ugh, we better sit in front of them or theres no chance of hearing the professor!

by postulantarchitect November 10, 2016

Clemens

Clemens are often very loyal. People named clemens are always there for you, when you need them in your life. Those kind of people are very cute and look like a teddy bear with their brown eyes. If you don't have any money you need to go shopping with a Clemens because they are extremely generous and will buy you everything you want. Clemenses are always optimistic but sometimes a bit too much so that it could be annoying. They always search for the good thing in a bad story. They are extremely polite, but act sometimes like a fuckboy, but in general everybody needs a Clemens in his/her life because they are very nice, handsome and generous.

girl 1: wow did you see this guy with the 2 girls over there, who is buying everything the want ?

girl 2: DAAAAMN, this is definitely a CLEMENS !!

by ilikeclemenses January 2, 2017

clemixkun

clemixkun is such a proffesionell dotoplayer.
not even dondo can deal with him. He invented the fountain hook.

Who's dondo ? Clemixkun rules

by Parcourdude21 March 31, 2017

clementits

A large set of nice tits that bounce around like clementines.

Damn girl you got some clementits

by Bablahhhh August 19, 2017

Clemontsexual

A sexuality identification for people who are attracted to the best boiyo in the Pokémon anime.

Person 1: Bro who is this guy plastered all over you room, you dumb nigger.
Person 2: Bro, it’s Clemont from Pokémon. I love him so much, I think I’m Clemontsexual.

by SadAsshole February 10, 2018

Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

by Nox:tune March 16, 2018

Clementact

A portmantau named for Clememtine Ford to describe the tactless, usually foul mouthed, belittling response angry feminazis shout from behind safety of their own keyboards when presented with an opinion that differs from their own.

Person: "l'm transsexual and I know a lot of nice men who've not been selfish. Wake up."

Clementine Ford: "OH FUCK OFF......"

Person: "Spoken with true clementact."

by Without a shirt December 11, 2018