Choristopher 

A name given to those who exude the essence of a Sk8erboi

Also a term of endearment used between the Moose species

You see Johnny over there? He's definitely a Choristopher, the way he's holding that skate board.

Choristopher by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Christmahannukwanzadanus 

A way of wishing people who have various beliefs (or no beliefs) to have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Ramadan, and Happy Festivus.

Tim: Happy Christmahannukwanzadanus, Jim!

(Now Jim is not upset with Tim for not including his beliefs.)

Christmahannukwanzadanus by smiley2010 December 31, 2010

Christasha

She represents two different personalities in one and you will never be sure which one you will face. She is smart, outgoing and a little crazy. She’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever come across, so do not take her for granted.

“Christasha go wash them dishes . . . Bitch go wash ya ass”

“Why is your name Christasha . . . Why are you built like a Gatorade bottle”

Christasha by dontaskporkbelly April 13, 2020

christeh 

A BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WONDERFUL GIRL YOU’LL EVER MEET. SHE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE,EVEN WHEN YOU’RE BOTH UPSET. SHE’S SENSITIVE THOUGH SO IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO EVER BE WITH HER, TREAT HER AS WELL AS POSSIBLE.

Person 1: “wow christeh beautiful!”
Person 2: “i know!”

christeh by I love you so much <3 November 21, 2021

ChrisJohnsified

A state of meditation amongst complete chaos. Takes years of refinement and is attained through an awareness of ones environment without needing to interact. From the Bastropian region of Texas the etymology is not completely known.

Yo, that party was lit and he was ChrisJohnsified from just a few minutes in.

I was worried at first, then I realized he was ChrisJohnsified.

ChrisJohnsified by JoeKerrchild July 22, 2023

Christophiliac 

A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!

Shut up you Cristophiliac.

Christophiliac by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005

Christopher 

Christopher is someone you will never want to lose. He is the sweetest guy i know and he respects me, and of course he is handsome . He is always there for me in my ups and downs, when I'm sad he is always there to cheer me up. Every time I'm with him I feel loved and safe. And so I'm thankful to have someone in my life like Christopher. And to be honest I don't know what I would be without him, bc he is my everything! And I will always love him and I will never let you down.
And Christopher M. If you read this I want you to know how much I love you!

Christopher: He is the best guy in the world!

Christopher by itz_queen December 26, 2018