Chimp You Out

When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you

Better watch the fuck out before we chimp you out

by Chimp you out February 03, 2016

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 06, 2020

Cameron chimp

If you see someone with this name beat his ass he can’t fight he’s only going to say I got asthma I got asthma

Oh shot it’s cameron chimp get his ass

by Cameron chimp December 19, 2019

chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic

The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline

by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020

chimp it

Throw your own poop

Go chimp it you monkey bitch

by Nadia Loveband October 14, 2017

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 12, 2009

pope chimping

When you and the boys are high

Guy.1 Me and the boys where so high last night

Guy.2 you guys where pope chimping

Guy.1 indeed we where

by Half an half December 16, 2023