Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less

"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"

by djdefjam89 June 3, 2009

Children's Aid

Those fucking sons of a bitches that take peoples children. Mostly when the child is safe and the parents are innocent, just to piss them off and make money for the society.

"Wheres your son?"
"Fucking Children's aid took him."
"bastards"

by Mikochan June 17, 2009

Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring

by spunkyman June 30, 2009

childover

Similar to a hangover, only with permanent side effects.
the result of way too many martinis during happy hour.

Jane should have insisted on contraception, Now Ted and her could quite possibly be coming down with a nasty childover!

by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

chiedozie

Very adventurous young scalawag. Easy to talk to. Very good with words. Very trust worthy.

"I love chiedozie so much!" "Yeah, me too!"

by justin2329 June 20, 2018

Child's Play

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.

" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

child beauty pageants

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

by Charles0304 February 9, 2021